st johns prep 

A school in Astoria that accepts literally everyone. If you’re chopped and desperate this is the place for you, and they always think they’re the shit for having people film there. You don’t know completely what I’m talking about because it’s a sjp thing. If you go to St Johns prep you will get automatically get ripped on and the principal is an old ugly bitch.

It’s a St Johns Prep thing you would not get it.

Hey she is ugly, flat, and desperate is she a St Johns Prep bitch?

st johns prep by fuxkstjohns September 20, 2018

st johns lutheran school 

A middle school in Lombard Illinois filled with stuck up pricks. Once you find out who the real person inside someone is they will stab you in the back. Teaches are really mean and lots are quiting.

Do you go to st johns lutheran school?
Yeah...
Dang. I feel bad for you!

st johns lutheran school by People these days December 29, 2015

Classic St.Johns 

When a school(usually underfunded, public school with bad teachers) does the complete, unrational and border-line unfair choice. Basically a school troll.

Matthias- Hey what did you get on your history quiz?
Brandon- Well, I got a 59.9%. When i asked if the teacher could round it, he said no.
M/B- Classic St.Johns!

Classic St.Johns by Antonio Coolio March 14, 2017

st johns river 

Is a very polluted lake that only you would dare to swim

Hey Jordan have you swam in the St. John’s river? Jordan: hell no thats filled with trash St johns river is crazy

st johns river by https://web.roblox.com/catalog October 23, 2017

st johns pole

a large piece of meat that hangs between a males legs

'fancy playing with my st johns pole luv?'

st johns pole by chris markham May 23, 2007

st johns school 

a school full of scruffs and pikeys who think there big and hard. they all lose their virginity in year 7 and most of the girls have an STD. every girl where's shorts that dont cover half of theie arse and are mostly the biggest slags in the county. most of the students are on crack and will probably be dead before they get to the age of 25.

'lad hew, wanna go tenners in on a bag of skunk when we get out of st johns school?'
'wellai lad, 2k10+3 BUZZIN HEW''

st johns school by pikey john December 30, 2012

St Johns 

The best church to ever exist. The home to Yug, a youth group that does some pretty fun stuff and whatnot. It is in Mexico, MO.

It's at St Johns, I can drive you there.

St Johns by Lukas Kohler July 14, 2011