St. John's jaw

A painful and elocutionarily debilitating medical condition originally identified among pederastic members of the Brothers Hospitallers of St. John of God, brought on by compulsive fellatio performed on unwilling minors.

A doctor's office in 1974...
Doctor: Well, Brother, what might the problem be today?
Patient: Humph-haugh-haugh-maugh-hinh.
Doctor: St. John's jaw again, is it? That's the third time this year, Brother. You really must give it a rest.
Patient: Rhaoum-haugh.

by doonga November 7, 2013

St. John's Tech

A school full of teachers who say they aren't racist. (But come on. Let's be honest here.) Along with that a dean who doesn't do shit. And kids who have the IQ of Amy Schumer.

Hey, I'm not retarded. I just go to St. John's Tech.

by YoGrannyABigOlTranny May 22, 2018

st. john’s

Bunch of outcasts, likely got bullied or got kicked out. Shittiest school for people who can’t afford PrOpEr private education. Girls are all ugly as fuck and the boys are prepubescent

‘he looks like a proper goon’
‘must be a st. john’s school boy’

by uccers May 1, 2019

Kaitlyn St John

Someone who is kind of cool but her best friends, kohana and jainet are stupid and no one likes them and wishes they would just leave

Hey is that Kaitlyn St John

Yeah but I don’t want to see her friends

by Ayyyyhabwidbfie did d February 4, 2019

Michael St John

Just the most annoying person ever. He looks like a girl. He always has a high-pitched voice and pretends to be cool. He always runs away if someone wants to fight him which is all the time because he always talks shit. Everyone wishes they have duct tape or a stapler to shut him up.

Boy 1: Omg it's Michael St John
Boy 2: fuck, I don't want to talk to Michael
Boy 1: right he's so annoying and he will run away if you try to hit him for talking shit
boy 2: fr he's such a pussy

by michaelcantfight May 17, 2022