st johns pole

a large piece of meat that hangs between a males legs

'fancy playing with my st johns pole luv?'

st johns pole by chris markham May 23, 2007

st johns school 

a school full of scruffs and pikeys who think there big and hard. they all lose their virginity in year 7 and most of the girls have an STD. every girl where's shorts that dont cover half of theie arse and are mostly the biggest slags in the county. most of the students are on crack and will probably be dead before they get to the age of 25.

'lad hew, wanna go tenners in on a bag of skunk when we get out of st johns school?'
'wellai lad, 2k10+3 BUZZIN HEW''

st johns school by pikey john December 30, 2012

St Johns 

The best church to ever exist. The home to Yug, a youth group that does some pretty fun stuff and whatnot. It is in Mexico, MO.

It's at St Johns, I can drive you there.

St Johns by Lukas Kohler July 14, 2011

st johnston

anyone who is a St Johnston deserves to be treated with respect because they are royalty - if you ever get the change to meet them, kiss their feet

Dude! no wonder she isnt replying your texts, shes a st johnston

st johnston by davidredbone July 17, 2017

st johns park 

A place where gangers go to have orgys

Hey, let’s go St johns Park, i heard Miss Mag is going to be there

st johns park by anonymous June 20, 2023

Epping St Johns 

Meaning where something / someone tries way too hard to fit in with the rest, whatever the cost may be.

Friend: You see that geezer over there, he's trying to fit in way to hard even though everyone has a bad impression of him

You: Yeah, mate. He's a bit of an Epping St Johns (ESJ if you are feeling fancy) don't you think

Epping St Johns by sushimonster271 December 16, 2021

St. Johns 

A city in the province of Newfoundland in the country of Canada. Is the capitol of Newfoundland

A city is found on a map of Canada. St. johns is the capitol so it should either have a bigger dot or a star.

St. Johns by The light falls again June 28, 2009