Splonker

A rather rare term used specificly for a person who is really a wanker but actually posses no cock with which to toss off with. Also similar to plonker but rather different as it is actually a reference to a pertruding object centered on someones forehead. Also known as a Townly

Person sitting next to a guy: You know you are a real splonker
That person: Yo who you calling black
Person sitting next to a guy: I didnt say black you jackass i said splonker you retareded anal dwelling but monkey, aka Townley

by Guy in a chair February 10, 2007

SPloink

To do what no mans has done before.....

you just sploinked it... and a splink was apprehended...splink

by the connection May 4, 2003

Yoinky Sploinky

A word used to describe a genre of dancing.

Going to hit that Yoinky Sploinky.

by thatsploinky April 7, 2022

Splock

To have wet messy sex......

I splocked her so hard, my wiener poked out of her pooper.........

All this splocking has shriveled my cock.

I splocked her and got warts on my nyansh.

by splock master May 15, 2010

Yoinky Sploinky

A dab pen

“Ay did you bring your yoinky sploinky?”

“Let me hit that yoinky”

by Ummcheese October 17, 2021

sploitz

Notable or heroic acts. Often modified by the adjective "mad" which implies an even greater magnitude of heroism.

Word of Rucianu's mad sploitz preceded him; indeed, the longer he battled against the oppressive forces of the Empire, the more famous he became to Rebel sympathizers across the galaxy.

by Jamikaze November 13, 2005

splork

When browsing the Internet: To accidentally close a browser page you wanted open. Generally meaning you'll have to go back to Google and re-search the term over and figure out which link was the page you wanted. Happens often when you have multiple pages up and inadvertently close the one you wanted. Also applies to accidentally closing documents without saving them.

Hmm, let me close these other pages and go back to the Ferrari wallpaper site. Aw crap, I just splorked myself!

by Stowevtc July 19, 2006