Spitting Cobra

After a male has ejaculated, he takes a piss in which the urine is sticky. Therefore when he is done and shakes the urine flys around but flys back onto his penis.

Robert have you ever had a spitting cobra after sex?
Demetrius yea, but mines more of a vicious black mamba.
Robert Nice

by Papa Loud May 4, 2014

Spitting and shitting

When you spit on his weenie while wearing a bikini. Then you shit in his mouth and he swallows because he is not a bitch.

Spitting and shitting is fun
Chum is fum too

by Tam tam buttlicker October 24, 2019

Spitting Donkey

The act of spitting on a women’s back while in the doggy style position, she then turns around and the male ejaculates in her face.

Last night I gave Thotiana the best spitting donkey, she couldn’t see for hours.

by SEKC WINDEX February 7, 2020

spitting cobra

penis
more specifically a penis in the act of ejaculating

"I showed her my spitting cobra"

by myghee July 3, 2005

Spitting Images

Spitting Images is a pop/rock quartet from Atlanta, GA consisting of Josh Ingram (Vocals, Bass, Piano), Robeen Dey (Vocals, Guitar), Alex Lafley (Guitar) and Pat Felder (Drums). The foursome melds piano driven hooks with crafty guitarmanship to create a sound which critics have called lush and refreshing. They recently released a 5-song EP entitled Lost On The Run.

"Spitting Images meshes rock, pop, personality."

by Bobby Ego December 13, 2007

spitting feathers

wish i hadn,t or had done something either good or bad

i was spitting feathers because i hadn,t put lotto numbers on and they come up.

by vontheone February 15, 2009

Spitting Cobra

A man, by any method, approaches orgasm, and either by his hand or someone elses, pulls the skin of his shaft down hard squeezing tightly, making his urethra point straight ahead at almost a 90 degree angle, and ejeculates, sending thick jets of Cobra venom, preferably all over the mammary glands of an attractive young woman/ women.

Person A: "...Do you want to see a Spitting Cobra?"

Person B: "Ooohhh, that sounds scary, let me see!"

The girl rammed her hand quickly down the shaft squeezing hard to give herself a dose of the deadly Spitting Cobra

by callingdom May 17, 2008