A COMPLETE douchebag, he will stab you in the back. He'll cheat on you with 2 other girls (one of them your best friend), make you feel like the only girl on the planet, build you up, then knock you down, stomp on your heart, and stab it with a spoon. DO NOT DATE A SPENCER
"Wow that guys such a fucking asshole,"
"God, I know, he's such a spencer."
A mini-man who lives on pink-post it notes. Very quiet and likes to snack on low calorie goldfish and vailla wafers. Spencer is always grumpy in the morning before his first round of treats.
Spencer wouldn't come out of the drawer before Arianafed him a goldfish.