Spectard

Special Tard
A tard that chooses to mess things up so badly they go beyond the standard Tard definition.

Oh man, you messed that job up so badly I can't even figure out how to fix it. You realy are a Spectard

by xthedarkx1 September 19, 2009

Spectrum EQ

A type of equalizer pedal developed by Boss/Roland Corporation. Oftentimes labeled as the SP-1, it's an equalizer pedal with one band, with that being the spectrum, and it also ranges from 500Hz to 5kHz. The Balance controls the stability of the Spectrum. They are oftentimes found on eBay, and yes, unfortunately, they are extremely expensive, too.

Guy 1: Have you ever tried that Spectrum EQ?
Guy 2: Not really, but I have heard about it.
Guy 1: If you do find one, be careful. It's very expensive.
Guy 2: Thanks for the heads up. You do the same.

by Eric The Booboo February 27, 2008

spectralphelia

The act of having sexual relations with a ghost.

She engaged in spectralphelia when she had sex with her dead husband's spirit.

by hthrB February 24, 2015

spectrissium

Pronounced: Spec-tris-sea-um

When you suddenly get a massive butt cramp that makes you feel constipated.

"I would have come to the party but I got a massive spectrissium."
"Shit, I got a spectrissium!"

by RDKF April 10, 2016

Spectrophobia

Similar to Catoptrophobia (Cat-ope-tro-phobia) and Eisoptrophobia (Eye-sop-tro-phobia), Spectrophobia is one of the many different reasons a person might be scared to of mirrors. Spectrophobia is specifically used to describe a person's fear to look into a mirror and see something other then their own reflection such as a spirit, demon, or something not of the normal human world. Symptoms of this phobia could be trembling, shaking, faster breathing, increasing heartbeat, crying/screaming, sweating, or panic/anxiety attacks whenever looking into a mirror.

Girl 1: "I'm so scared of seeing a ghost or something really scary whenever I look in my mirror. Sometimes I have anxiety attacks over it!"

Girl 2: "Oh my god you might have that one phobia. I think it's called Catoptrophobia..."

Girl 1: "Really?"

Girl 3: "Noo... I think she has Spectrophobia. That's the fear of seeing something other then your reflection in the mirror. Catoptrophobia is the fear of seeing your own reflection."

Girl 1: "Yess, I definitely have Spectrophobia. It's so scary!"

by MB Ciampa February 28, 2020

Spectral Thinking

The opposite of dichotomous thinking. It is a term used by people who are recovering from thinking in black-and-white terms and finally start looking at things in general from a broader perspective, hence producing a ‘spectrum’ of thoughts.

“That dude finally started spectral thinking after years of believing food can either be only excellent or shit.”

by BigNibba6969andUwU June 13, 2021

Spector

1) The unknowing of a person, thing or creature, Formally use of a Unknown entity.

2) The illusion of one that brings to another.

1. We saw the Ghostly Spector.

2.The Spector was my friend who showed me it.

by SpectorVA June 27, 2021