Snuffleupagus

When your partner falls asleep and you take a selfie with your cock and ball's over her face making a resemblance to Seasame Streets character of the same name.

Bro 1: Dude you have to see this pic I took of this chick I banged last night. Look...

Bro 2: Fuck man, she looks like Snuffleupagus, but dude I didn't need to see your dick.

by KnowItAll1979 May 7, 2022

snuffle upperkiss

Slapping your dingus on your sleeping friend.

Mark was sleeping, so I unzipped my pants and slapped him with my snuffle upperkiss.

by Stihigh80 October 22, 2022

munk snaffler

loves to snort, sniff, suck and inhale (snaffle), simultaneously, the sperm, spunk, man juice (munk), of men.

spunk, sperm, semen, man juice, pearl juice, Underwhelmed, spray, munk snaffler

by Inhumane of UJ July 3, 2009

Bum snufler

The Art of Farting quietly and slowly

Guy 1: I was at a date and felt a fart coming

Guy 2: What did you do?
Guy 1: I became a Bum snufler

by bhjfvnkdmfcdnjckdmkvdnk September 15, 2016

snuffleupagus

The creator from above.

Snuffleupagus is God.

by Kahyleha December 2, 2003

The Snuffle

A semi ferral being with large eyes and a penchance for biscuits. Often found "snuffling" around a bag of broken biscuit searching for a "snuffle keeper". Curious, hungry and simple.

The snuffle wondered around the town naked looking for a cookie.

by Snuffle Keeper August 8, 2009

snuffle uffa guss

a ginormous fat furry freakin' animal that may eat you in your sleep. RAWRZ! so yeah dont have a hershey squirt in other words dont crap your pants

Dude a freakin' snuffle uffa guss tried to eat me last night!

by LNR137 October 18, 2009