A person who seeks a homoerotic friendship with a already documented and established ('made') Jock-Sniffer of an amateur athlete, coach, or parent of the athlete. Jock Sniffer-Sniffers routinely frequent college football message boards seeking their targets
Mark wants to be a jock sniffer, but he does not have the comnnections to the athletes or the coaches. So he hangs out with established or 'made' Jock Sniffers, Larry and Burl, who claim to know athletes and/or coaches. Mark's worship of Larry and Burl creates the Jock Sniffer-Sniffer relationship.
by Galla Brujo November 24, 2006
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It is approximately 1.3 seconds long
It is approximately 1.3 seconds long
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A response to someone who expresses misfortune or unhappiness, rather than the innacurate and superficial resonse of "I'm sorry"
Most effective when said in a raspy, demonic voice. Often accompanied by laughing at the other person's unhappiness.
Most effective when said in a raspy, demonic voice. Often accompanied by laughing at the other person's unhappiness.
by Astrid the Innocent Secretary November 30, 2010
Get the Suffer mug.Male dog behavior where obsessive attention is paid own genitalia. This behavior often has appearance of auto-erotic behavior but may simply be self grooming. Snuffellatio is some times confused with masturbation. Ability to perform snuffellatio is much admired by male human beings. This behavior would mostly go unnoticed if not for the associated snuffling, snorkeling and snorting sounds.
Spot is definitely going down on himself again. Sounds like he is enjoying himself. So thats snuffellatio
Hey look at what Spot is doing. Wish I could that. Which is most frequently followed by. He probably wouldn't mind.
Hey Dad Spot is in his no zone again.
Hey look at what Spot is doing. Wish I could that. Which is most frequently followed by. He probably wouldn't mind.
Hey Dad Spot is in his no zone again.
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Carter was sportin' a mean shit sniffer face during his drum solo last night.
Todd's got shit sniffer face so bad, it looks like he's dealing with diarrhea.
Todd's got shit sniffer face so bad, it looks like he's dealing with diarrhea.
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Get the glue sniffer mug.A person (most likely a man) who gets sexual gratification from sniffing bicycle saddles. They sniff the material and imagine a woman sitting on it only moments before and hope they can smell some vaginal juices.
(Yes, there are people out there who do this...)
(Yes, there are people out there who do this...)
Gary sniffed the bicycle seat, taking in the coolness and feel of the leather. This was all he could smell, but he knew the lovely Laura had been riding it all morning, and for a second, he thought he could detect the slightest arouma of fresh twat... then he realised he had only imagined it... the sick fucking saddle sniffer.
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