Rump Snorkel

penetrating the sphincter with one's schnozola

Pinocchio kept lying so he could rump snorkel deep enough so Ryan Seacrest's prostate would achieve maximum penetration.

by The Felcher March 13, 2008

Seattle Snorkeler

A woman jerks off a man into the end of a snorkel until a substantial amount of semen is stuck there. He then sticks the snorkel into her vagina/anus. He blows into the mouthpiece of the snorkel very hard so the cum gets launched into the vagina/anus.

Me: Me and my bitch did a Seattle Snorkeler last night.
John: Really? How much did you get in there?
Me:It filled nearly half the tube! And I cleaned the it!
John: Jesus, you must be a strong blower

by Braynwayv July 20, 2012

Alabama Snorkel

Sex trick. When one is about to cum you put the girls nose to your dick. You then cum in her nose. After that you plug her nose and moth and have her breath in.

She choked after I made her do the Alabama Snorkel

by SnorkelKing420 February 7, 2018

virginia snorkel

when you insert the nose into the end of the penis and blow

my wife gave me a Virginia snorkel

by kinbaku0001 January 9, 2022

Gristle snorkel

A piece of gristle found typically in meat sauce or lasagna, especially a dish that you are thoroughly enjoying. Gristle Snorkel appears out of nowhere, and once sighted, has an immediate stomach turning effect. Can cause instant vegetarianism, but that does pass.

This spaghetti is amazing.. Oh no.. Gristle Snorkel has put me off. Caesar salad please waiter.

by Betneyb April 20, 2019

Cork Snorkeler

Cock Sucker. (in polite company)

Adriana is a huge cork snorkeler in her free time...

by Adrian Mendoza March 10, 2010

Trouser Snorkeled

To receive oral sex with your pants on (male).
Your boner rises out of your trousers much like a snorkel out of the water

Hey jimmy did you catch the concert last night?
Yes. But I missed the opening act. My girl trouser snorkeled me in the parking lot.

by Greg Toland May 23, 2015