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Ass sniff-itis

The smell of ass even when not presently sniffing one; The lingering effects from placing your nostril on someone's sweaty ass hole and deeply inhaling.
Michael was diagnosed with ass sniff-itis after spending the day with his boyfriend.
by J.Christo March 2, 2010
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Prison Sniff

When a person of the same sex sneaks up behind another person and then loudly sniffs the person, perferable from the base of the shirtline to the earlobe. Used to create that creepy guy on guy atmosphere within your workspace, great for new guys.
while Guy 1 is talking to his buddy guy 2 slinks behind and gives him a prison sniff.

Guy 1:........
Guy 2: *SNIFF!*
Guy 1:WTF! MAN! did you prison sniff me?!
Guy 2:And you smell Delicious
by FlyinHayn117 June 2, 2009
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Panda Sniff

The act of fucking a nigger with your small white cock whilst an old asian man, beats his cock in the corner, hiding behind a bush
Just had the sweatiest panda sniff of my life
by NIgger Balls October 1, 2016
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The Lunch Sniff

"The Lunch Sniff" is the act of smelling one's chair when they walk away, this determining the digested remnants of the person's lunch or other past meals. Use a padded chair for best results.
I bet Mike had the roast beef, but I can't be certain without "The Lunch Sniff".
by RootsofWar October 26, 2010
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Sniff Alert

When you are taking a dump in a public bathroom and you here someone walk in and you either sniff or cough so the person doesn't walk into your stall and make the rest of dump awkward.
*Person walks in* You: Sniff Sniff Cough Intruder: Oh, you're shitting in here. Thanks for the sniff alert
by DHGTV123 May 27, 2011
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Sniff Lord

Someone who has a habit of sniffing their finger after touching parts of their body.
That's the 3rd time she dug in her butt and sniff her finger. She is a straight up Sniff Lord.
by MWstein November 14, 2016
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Sniff my thumb

When You pick your butt with ur own thumb and it smells bad u ask somone to sniff it for you
Sniff my thumb is when you have an itch in ur butt and it smells really bad and you dicide to pick it with your thumb and then ask somone to sniff it
by Sniffjack February 20, 2017
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