shaxting

texting while taking a shit.

I really had to poop so I'm shaxting you, I hope you don't mind.

by spilkgirl11 June 19, 2010

sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential pretadors with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burroing in 'tighty whiteys'.

subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"

by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010

Snarting

When you sneeze and fart at the same time.

I was going to get a slurpee, but started snarting.

by Not-Funny Hunny August 7, 2011

Raisin Snorting

The act of accidentally or intentionally snorting the clitoris into one's nostril, usually during cunninlingus.

Last night I snorted her raisin.

I know you've been raisin snorting you lucky bastard.

Are you gonna snort my raisin or what?

by Marxista December 4, 2010

Snarfing

(See Barfing/Sneezing) Snahr.feeng
Verb
The act of sneezing and barfing simultaneously.

The school boy was snarfing during class.

by Rebotchi April 13, 2011

Snatting

The process of using Snapchat. Like a modern version of talking to someone, except you use pictures and limited words.

Guy 1: I've been Snatting with Rachel for days now..

Guy 2: What the hell is Snatting?!

Guy 1: I've been Snapchatting her!

Guy 2: Ahh right sweet!

by GeorgeKnight September 1, 2013

oyster snorting

When a man's face is mounted by a woman who possesses a large enough clitoris to penetrate a mans nostril vigorously enough to conduct a female orgasm during oral sex.

"Man! My nose bleed has been real bad after all that oyster snorting!"

by Oyster Snorter May 4, 2018