small beans

When something “is small beans”, it is not as significant of a problem or achievement, when compared to something else.

The $50 bill I misplaced is small beans compared to the $2000 I lost on the stock market.

by the riverside June 19, 2025

If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot

Don’t put yourself in a situation you aren’t prepared for.

Person 1: *eats 10 edibles in 5 minutes * *dies*

Person 2: “If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot!”

by Bootyboy303 May 28, 2019

smolbean

an offensive slur for a little person. for example, someone who suffers from dwarfism

“omg they’re a smolbean!”

by user347 April 13, 2021

smallbean

A term derived from 2010s tumblr comics and childrens cartoons from that era, describing a mushy, cutesy, "kawaii" and overly annoying person, often acting in a childish manner. It is often utilised by milleninals or younger Gen X-ers.

"omg im such a smallbean teehee :3"
"🫩"

by kalash_smurdi December 13, 2025

Beaner With A Small Weiner

It’s a Mexican that is rumored to have a small peepee

Oh look it’s the “Beaner with a small weiner!”

by idwer May 27, 2018