smash

to drop a load, to take a number 2, to shit, to poop

My bowels were rumbling because I had to take a smash real bad.

by finder_error September 17, 2002

Smashed

1. An object that's broken

2. Completely blind drunk

3. Instant mash potato

1. Guy- We were playing Placeball and I smashed my ma's best vase!

2. Guy- Jesus, everyone in Bristol on friday night were absolutely smashed!

3. Guy- Have you seen that crap ad for Smashed Mash potato?
Other guy- Why should I care?

by Jammers90 July 10, 2007

smash

verb

To thrust—as hard as physically possible—your partner while having sex (i.e., pussy, anal and mouth).

Example I:
Rugged Rod smashed her so hard that her head went through the wall and she couldn’t walk for a few days.
Example II:
Her face got smashed so hard that she couldn't breathe.

by creep guy ie February 22, 2011

smashed it

rave/dance term, had a brilliant time which you'd remember for the rest of your life

bagleys last night smashed it

by liberty September 18, 2003

smash

To fight or beat up someone
Particularly a Greek or Italian Wogs favorite way of "solving" any problem known to mankind

Wog: Man how i'm supposed to solve this crossword. I know i'll find out who made the crossword and where he lives, go to his house and smash him. Cos if hiz wants to muthafuckin go we'll muthafuckin go

by senior big dick July 7, 2010

smashed

to have intercourse with another human being

Dude, I totally smashed Kait last night.

by Gustavo Minion July 29, 2010

smash

Verb
Synonyms (Crush, Devour, Consume)
1. To eat all food available
2. To eat the last of somthing
3. To go out to eat, especially to a buffet.

1. I smashed the fridge
2. I smashed the rest of the cookies.
3. Lets go to (buffet) and smash.

by Fretific July 25, 2006