shmagged

When you are inadvertently smeared with an unwanted substance on any part of your body

Shit I just shmagged myself with the grease gun.

Don't let that greasy baby shmagg you with her dirty hands.

That stripper sure is a shmaggly one. Wouldn't want to get shmagged by her.

by Lazrd June 3, 2021

Shmagged

The act of one being completely fucked up. Drunk, high or otherwise.

1. You’re so shmagged bro
2. I’m shmagged outta my mind

by ShmaggedOG February 27, 2022

shagged and dashed

when you meet someone, have sex with them and leave straight after the sex is finished.

michael: yo how was yesterday!
me: i met this girl we shagged and then i dashed!

mum: i hope you have never shagged and dashed anyone!!!

by topshagger12345678 April 12, 2022

snagged

to get caught on something

Max's pants got snagged and ripped off by a tree branch on the nature hike and he had to walk home in underwear.

by masonmrfanny May 21, 2022

SwaggedGodd

The realest mf around on discord. You can hear his bars and be like damn... My shit weak compared to SwaggedGodd.
Also spits the best shit ever off the top of the head.

He steals your girl and money at the same time.

Pay respects to thy SwaggedGodd

That dood is SwaggedGodd. I better not let my girl hear him or she will get stolen.

by Some real mf June 21, 2022

Smogged

To kill a group chat in game

I SMOGGED WORLD CHAT

by CapShade145 January 13, 2023

Smogged

The act of causing a chat to abruptly end and linger for an extreme amount of time.

The bird is black.

The duck is yellow.

The black bird reproduced with yellow duck and made fried chicken. (Smogged)

by Smoggysasquatch January 13, 2023