slowdive

the band that only super-mega virgins listen to.

Normal Person: "Hey what're you listening to?"
Virgin: "I'm listening to Souvlaki by Slowdive."
Normal Person: "You must have no friends!"

by jopun March 6, 2022

Slowdrunk

A person able to drink lots of alcoholic beverages without being drunk for a while.

Nathan was a slowdrunk, since he could drink 38 shots without being drunk.

by Skittleflake July 3, 2016

Slowdicking

Slowdicking (verb)

Definition:
To "slowdick" is the art of embracing a leisurely, unhurried approach towards tasks, decisions, or actions, often resulting in delays or procrastination. Just like the laid-back charm of a sloth, slowdicking entails taking an inordinate amount of time, seemingly savoring each moment, as if there's an abundance of it.

Usage:

"I can't believe he's slowdicking again on choosing a gift for his girlfriend; her birthday is tomorrow!"
"Instead of starting early, I found myself slowdicking through the entire morning routine, and now I'm running late."
"She's known for slowdicking on major life choices, contemplating every possibility before making a move."

by BeansK July 25, 2023

Slowdive

No words can describe how good their music is.

slowdive makes music that captures late night loneliness better than any band.

by meistheone April 25, 2025

obligatory slowdown

When you're speeding and everything around you slows down to the speed limit, you had better do like wise. Somebody with a radar detector or a keen eye knows more than you.

I was bird-dogging fifteen over on I-whatever when somebody saw a cop ahead, so we all did the obligatory slowdown for the next mile before lighting up again.

by felix77 September 8, 2010