Skeeted

A ritual performed by the Azukeelah Tribe in Tanzania in Africa. Skeeted is the past tense of the word skeet. It involved the male pulling out his penis before ejaculation and cumming on the females face to prevent pregnancy.

I skeeted on that bitches face last night.

by GreenSmurf June 21, 2009

skeeterific

An adjective used to describe any noun found to be very pleasing to any of the senses. Derived from the word "s'keet," which indicates male ejaculation. As if to say something is good enough to make you "s'keet."

The new Nissan Sky is skeeterific.
This lemonade is totally skeeterific.
Dude, your mom is skeeterific.

by Colonel Bunny June 3, 2006

Sheltered Yogurt

- The act of giving a hand-job through the male's pants.

Person1 - Mang my hoe was too scared to touch my dick last night. So I told that bitch she could get off with just a sheltered yogurt for tonight. y-yeah

or

Person1 - Man my g/f gave me a sheltered yogurt last night and when it came time I didnt know what to do so i just exploded in my pants!

by Angel Tears April 4, 2007

Damn it Skeeter

A phrase commonly used in order to dissolve any confrontation before a physical dispute can result

Man 1: I got a problem with you!
Man 2: I don't understand, I didn't do anything.
Bystander to man 1: Damn It Skeeter! He aint hurtin anyone!

by Ima gayfish May 1, 2010

skeeter

skeeter- a line of cocaine usually smaller than normal

Man those are little skeeters, why didnt you cut out some rails?

by downtownhunterbrown January 20, 2009

skeeters

The undefeated dodgeball champions two years and three tournaments in a row. No amount of balls to the face or broken bones can stop this undefeatable team. It took the school board three tournaments to realize the word "Skeet" (which they repeatedly said over the announcements) means to cum in the face, and upon finding out, forced the Skeeters to change their name the next tourney. It is rumored that they will call themselves "the Sea men" the following year.

"yo man those skeeters skeeted on everybody at the dodgeball tourney"

"yea i fucking told you they would, they alsways do"

by 07 June 29, 2006

skeeted on a baby's head

It's when you fuck a pregnet bitch

Last night I skeeted on a baby's head, that bitch was big!!!

by SkeeterMan November 7, 2006