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Referring to an idea, or concept that appears to be simple to understand, yet is very complex in it's true description.
by Wayne Siegmund November 10, 2008
Get the Simplexity mug.A yahoo troll, often cynical towards Liberals, libtards,and libturds. offended by fake vets, unpatriotic fools, and has been often suggested as a write-in candidate for President. Is pro-2nd Amendment, believes abortion is wrong, but that it IS the womans choice, does not believe in Fed funding, feels it should be a State issue. Loves to "out" fake vets and terror sympathizers.
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by jon hiddle August 25, 2006
Get the simpleswine mug.noun: A person who lacks the capacity to think beyond simple thoughts, and masks his ignorance by reciting information he heard on CNBC's Mad Money with Jim Cramer. Often times, a simpleton will call another person a simpleton for no apparent reason other than to call that person a simpleton.
Synonym: Jose Lopez
Synonym: Jose Lopez
Person A: "I don't think the iWatch will be a guaranteed best seller."
Person B: "You're such a simpleton."
Person B: "You're such a simpleton."
by Splusm March 1, 2015
Get the Simpleton mug.1. A plan that is uncomplicated and easy to understand.
2. An incredibly complicated plan in disguise, generally cooked up by someone with too much time on their hands, and usually involving at least 3(x+y)/6+x(3.356(x-y)) steps than necessary, where y equals the actual number of steps necessary, and x equals how much time was wasted in concocting it, multiplied by the GPA of the creator. Squared.
3. A variant of both Definition 1 or 2, unique in that it will never, ever, EVER work. EVER.
2. An incredibly complicated plan in disguise, generally cooked up by someone with too much time on their hands, and usually involving at least 3(x+y)/6+x(3.356(x-y)) steps than necessary, where y equals the actual number of steps necessary, and x equals how much time was wasted in concocting it, multiplied by the GPA of the creator. Squared.
3. A variant of both Definition 1 or 2, unique in that it will never, ever, EVER work. EVER.
1. "Look, it's a simple plan: In the event of a volcanic eruption, get the hell out of town."
2. "It's a very simple plan, really: In the event of a volcanic eruption, first build a spaceship out of pixie stix, but only the strawberry kind. Then fly it up into space and shoot a pixie stix laser down into the volcano's northwestern side, at precisely a 32 degree angle. Then land back where you started, proceed east by southeast at approximately 1 1/2 miles per hour, skipping every seventeenth step, except on the 289nth step, when you must HOP. Repeat, HOP. By this point you should be within fifteen thousand miles of the volcano. Congratulations, you will now be safe."
3. "In the event of a volcanic eruption, all you need is one simple plan: Duck and Cover. That's right, Duck. And cover. All you need to do is duck and cover."
2. "It's a very simple plan, really: In the event of a volcanic eruption, first build a spaceship out of pixie stix, but only the strawberry kind. Then fly it up into space and shoot a pixie stix laser down into the volcano's northwestern side, at precisely a 32 degree angle. Then land back where you started, proceed east by southeast at approximately 1 1/2 miles per hour, skipping every seventeenth step, except on the 289nth step, when you must HOP. Repeat, HOP. By this point you should be within fifteen thousand miles of the volcano. Congratulations, you will now be safe."
3. "In the event of a volcanic eruption, all you need is one simple plan: Duck and Cover. That's right, Duck. And cover. All you need to do is duck and cover."
by Azhrei Vep December 15, 2008
Get the A Simple Plan mug.When a Simp chats up, flirts or spends more time than you do with your girl/boy friend. Be warned, If Dylan "the ginger" Woodridge enters your girls dms you will loose her. He will break into your girls dms cause he is a simp. he will use a crowbar.
Boyfriend "rats Dylan Woodridge just hoped into my girls dms"
Friend " damn you are about to be Simped"
Friend " damn you are about to be Simped"
by Simp Friend January 13, 2020
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