Simmons

The biggest creep ever. He is a physics teacher but some may confuse him for Jimmy Savile.

“Oh god, I’ve got Mr. Simmons now.”
“You poor thing, I hope Simmons is careful this lesson.”

by lawrencexxxxxxxxxxx November 3, 2018

Elliot Simmons

Elliot Simmons is a true man pimp, he attracts many women.

Wow is that George Clooney? No, Even Better, Its Elliot Simmons!

by whotle August 18, 2009

Nolan Simmons

Someone with absolute brain damage after falling off a skateboard. You do not want to be there with him but you must.

Me: Hey, is that Nolan Simmons?

Friend: Yes, but he's retarded

by Tsar_Comunisim April 27, 2019

Richard Simmons

Some gay dude who dances to 30's jazz and has alot of chest hair. Went to jail for sexually molesting his mother.

Richard Simmons: I FEEL LIKE DAAAAAAAAANCING!!!

by zack mellinger December 9, 2008

Simmons

A small penis.

Wow! What a Simmons!

by Superrrrrkomyguruu December 1, 2013

Simmons

Simmons is a dude that enjoys fucking shit up. Usually seen in company with Conran fighting off fanny in the town.

Harriet: "Who is Simmons out with tonight?"

Boothy: "Who do you think? His twin, Conran. They're in the Skoda. It's basically a VW Golf with a Skoda badge. Great car. Not like those Renaults...."

by TheManTheHero July 27, 2014

simmons

The act in which one sticks out theyre tongue in a Gene Simmons like nature.

Girl 1: *sticks out tongue*
Girl 2: Dont you dare Simmons me!

by Crissy Ace May 18, 2006