shitmate

1. Someone you maintain a friendship with whoes deficiencies boost your self-esteem.

2. The member of the group always cracked on and ridiculed.

Homie 1- Yo son your boy is morbidly obese.
Homie 2- No shit hes just a shitmate.
Homie 1- You got issues G.

by Mo Green April 2, 2008

Shitmagandhi

Cursing in a pacifistic way. So you swear but you don't mean it in violent way.

Jim: Arr soz i forgot the DVD.
Trevor: Shitmagandhi

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Horatio: Damn i lost my little pad, shitmagandhi.

by dajfhsdfsdfsdfsjdfgnsdndan August 9, 2008

shitman

every time you hit the bathroom in middle school this guy is in there takin a shit

third hour shit break....dude...do you ever leave the shitter shitman?

by crazy hurren nite guy tew shy November 3, 2012

shinomatic

Sexy, attractive, smackable

That girl Cher or' there sure is Shinomatic dog!!

by Mike McChickenpotpie February 22, 2004

Shitmessiah

bringer of shit, bad news, or criticism.

Not to be a shitmessiah, but there is no way the airliner is going to allow you to bring that gun on the plane.

by alexbrumlow October 4, 2009

Shitmeter

A liar. A jerk. A person who talks shit. A balding cunt

Smokey Rabinson shitmeter

by BifkinTruth December 28, 2010

Shitmas tree

When you're having anal sex and the person defecates on your penis.

Man, that girl last night shitmas tree'd me last night. I had to scrub for three hours!!

by soha33 September 26, 2010