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Nissan Shitbox

A car that idiots on welfare checks drive and pretend that they are driving something much better, i.e a Mustang, Challenger, Monaro or Camero. Despite the name, Nissan Shitbox is a general term, and is not just limited to cars manufactured by Nissan, but is instead used to describe the cars of the 1980s to early 1990s variant of several makes and models of coupes and compacts. These include, among others, the Ford Laser, Toyota Corolla, Honda Civics and of course, the Nissan Skyline.
Person 1: Dude, did you hear that car revving outside? Was that a mustang or something?
Person 2: Na man, it was just a Nissan Shitbox. That asshole revs up all the time. He just gets out there and pretends that he's in a Muscle Car.

Person 1: What a fucking retard.
by Southbound Soul May 10, 2018
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American shitbox

Any American made vehicle . Typically decorated with flag stickers and buy American decals to indicate a complete lack of global sourcing knowledge. An American shitbox typically contains less us sourced content than a Toyota or nissan. Typically American shitboxes cost substantially more than the trailer they are parked in front of when new and drop in value rapidly.
Bring me my jumper cables, I'm going to fire up this American shitbox
by Datsu smallcoch July 10, 2015
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Hyundai Shitbox

a common name for any shitty little car
what car does dave drive?".." just a hyundai shitbox
by Hyundaiisshit August 28, 2010
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tongue jacking the shitbox

While tongue jacking the shitbox on the penthouse playmate, she let one rip in my mouth.
by Boston134 August 26, 2010
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Honda shitbox

A Japanese engineered car that goes under the name Honda motor company.

Also a slow,overated, economy car that has mindless lemmings as owners.
by James/Skeeter/Drex March 16, 2003
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rhode island shitbox

When you fuck a girl in the ass, pull out, while she is still gaping shove a live lobster in her asshole and proceed to fuck her till you cum. Next retrieve the lobster, boil, and serve with a side of butter.(Warning:The Rhode Island Shitbox may cause slight pain).
I met this girl from Boston at the bar last night, she had me give her a Rhode Island Shitbox. It was a little weird, but the lobster was delicious.
by Notre Damn July 20, 2016
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Hawaiian Shitbox

Hawaiian Shitbox
Taking a shit in a bathroom with a shower on. This is accomplished by letting the shower run on the hottest setting until the mirror steams up. Once this occurs the dump-ee start shitting and the poo particles thicken up the already steamy air with a blast of shit gas. Once the deuce as been dropped, the fucktard usually sits around in the newly created scat dungeon.

The negatives of Hawaiin Shitboxing are as follows.
1. The heat from the steam causes one's pores to open up and absorb poo particles.
2. One has to keep breathing, and the air is so thick with shit gas that one constantly inhales the poo particles with every breath.

To Hawaiian Shitbox someone else, you simply take a quick shit in the same bathroom, while they are showering.
John

I love to Hawaiian Shitbox my university residence's bathrooms at least once a week.

Hey man did you Hawaiian Shitbox the bathroom? Its fucking disgusting in there.
by MaxCarnage May 7, 2016
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