Smarmite

When someone is being a smarmy cunt on purpose, you ask them if they want a big jar of smarmite

Person 1: I think <friend> finds me annoying...
Person 2: I wonder that about everyone
Person 1: I know I dont find you annoying
Person 2: I meant you =p
Person 1: My arent we Mr. smarmite today

by Shaun 'intel' Miner July 24, 2009

Sharmini

1. (n) Another word for goat.

"Hey, did you go to the petting zoo?"
"Yes, and I fed all the sharminis there!"

by Wishingihad A. Goat July 16, 2006

Sharminator

Sharminator A red hot guy always wanting to get laid. Preferably foreign chicks who dont know a word of english. He also says prepare to be sharminated to all his victims.
Also known as Sharmtron

There goes the Sharminator what a good looking guy.

Shit theres the Sharminator I better hide my girlfriend.

You see the Sharmtron at the party?

Frasers one lucky guy geting to sit beside the Sharminator

by -(aaK)- ICE October 24, 2008

Sharmutha

Whore/Bitch.
This Lebanese word is mainly used in Lebanon and is not very common in the Arab language. Arabic does not have curse words, well untill teh Lebanese introduced them to it.
Ps: Lebanese are not Arabs they are Phenicians

1) You sharmutha!

2) Caught Ur girl sleeping around, she is a sharmutha!

by rT May 13, 2005

Sharmian

A direct translation for a type of chinese noodles. Funky, tasty and definitely smokey. No chopsticks required.

" I would like one Sharmian please, no chillies"

" WTF IS A SHARMIAN?!"

" STFU and eat your SHARMIAN"

by hotbutter June 2, 2009

sharmila

a term used to describe someone with an addiction to Sex and the City DVD's

A) "You've been watching that for hours, let go out already!"

B) "Hang on, i just need to watch one more episode"

A) "Oh, your such a sharmila!"

by bigbrotherberlin October 15, 2008

sharmini

Sharmini, a foul disgusting ugly character.
very self obbsessed and has no character.
Will become a clone of best friend,then bitch about her and try to be a better version of themselves, and fail miserably.

"Ew! its a Sharmini"

"Oh my god I had one once, it wouldnt stop following me"

"Aww poor Sharmini..........NOT"

by I know you. dont worry April 7, 2008