runt shunting

The act of runt shunting dates back to the medieval era. This was commonly defined as one's fist penetrating one other's/their own anal cavity. After this act was completed, the fister traditionally licked their hand, and/or offered it to their partner.

"Hey bitch, shunt my runt or i'll shunt yours!"

"I got the best runt shunt last night, it was Fred's turn to do the licking!"

"That was some good runt shunting, shall you lick or shall I?"

by Runts August 4, 2009

lamb shanking

The entry of one's amputee limb into another's anal passage.

An amputee ramming another person up their marmite motorway with their stump. "Fancy a bit of lamb shanking?"

by #angrygrowler May 8, 2014

Shanking

To be nervous over a result of some sort.

Im total shanking here.

Shank my josh man.

by shankingwithexcitement January 27, 2009

shanning

Word used to describe a gay guy who has yet to come out the closet. Guy who pretends to have interest in women to cover his true sexuality.

God, he is so hiding that he is a shanning.

by tearsheal08 June 11, 2006

SlantingBiscuit

When you do a girl in the butt and throw flour in her face and she has to be on her side

the girl got all uppidity over using a condom so i gave her a SlantingBiscuit

by CompleteBullet January 2, 2011

Shafting

a sport involving riding round on a brush shaft like a horse, while finding unsuspecting people to "shaft"- meaning harass with the brush. usually violent

hoi...ill shaft you with a brush. want to go shafting tonight?

by Daphne Louise May 10, 2008

Shanking

Willing to suck a penis for a Cup of Coffee....AKA Jack Norby

Jack's least favorite part of the coffee addiction is the constant shanking.

by UnknownTruth March 13, 2004