sham

sham - v - to sweat profusely to the point of absurdity

(Based on a real person, Professor Sham, who was afflicted as such)
Tim: Man, it was so hot on the golf course today, I was shamming.

Tom: Yea dude, it's hard NOT to sham in this heat.
by Tenor24now July 06, 2010
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sham

got any sham, i need a line
by louis harris January 23, 2008
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Sham Life/Life’s a sham

Your life is such a sham that even a sham wow can’t help you
by I’m ok’nt October 20, 2019
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Shams

yo, I had this sham over last night and it was like whoa!
by Anonymous September 11, 2003
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to sham

to leave an email unanswered in order to avoid the impending drama attached to said email
question:"Did you get Bigface's email bro?"
reply: "I got it but I'm going to sham it for a few days to let the steam blow off of it"
by the yankee cowboy December 10, 2007
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shammed

very cold and very tired
i am feeling very shammed today.
by kounovsky..1209 November 15, 2010
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sham process

Any process that is in actually a non-process, something that is in fact such specifically in order to prevent the truth from coming out.
The confirmation hearing for Brett Kavanaugh was a sham process since there is wide consensus that damaging and provable evidence was actively suppressed.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019
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