Shakespeare

the person who writes the most BORING shit

"I have to read a Shakespeare book, he's so boring!"

by MagicShinx February 19, 2025

Shakespeare

The worst thing an English teacher can teach. Can't understand a word he says. It makes no sense and is 1800's core. Do not recommend. I hate Shakespeare.

OMG! Did you read a Shakespeare poem? It's horrible right!

by Shakespeare hater January 24, 2022

shakespeare whore

someone obsessed with Shakespeare

look at Erik he always quotes Shakespeare

he s a Shakespeare whore.

by Satanloveshotcheetos June 28, 2022

She's got a balcony you could do Shakespeare from

She has large boobs, titties, a large rack. Big enough to perform Shakespeare from

Have you seen Jess, She's got a balcony you could do Shakespeare from.

by Noncebooiiiii October 6, 2023

inner Shakespeare

Something you unleash as you coin a new slang word to be submitted to UrbanDictionary

After brainstorming with my friends all night, I finally unleashed my inner Shakespeare and created a new term that perfectly captures our inside jokes!

by Emotional Cruiser September 20, 2025

Shakespeare

A retarded (twat) who absolutely no one likes. Students are forced to learn about even though every fact about him is totally useless. No one gives a shit about what he did.

Teacher: Today we are going to talk about Shakespeare.

The whole class: *Loads gun

by Twat 123 November 21, 2019

Shakespeare

A language used to confuse high schoolers

Can you read Shakespeare? Cause I don't know what the fuck I'm reading.

by Jimin_NoJams March 7, 2019