Shakespeare Shoes

A pair of shoes which are hella pointy or look like they're from the 1800s.

"Boy look at that lady's shoes Why are they so old and pointy"
"I know right... she's got Shakespeare shoes "

by [e-mail] November 2, 2017

shakespeare whore

someone obsessed with Shakespeare

look at Erik he always quotes Shakespeare

he s a Shakespeare whore.

by Satanloveshotcheetos June 28, 2022

William Shakespeare

A really kind dude who writes sad poems and tragedy.

I'm gonna read some of William Shakespeare's poems.

by My sexual identity is KM/S April 24, 2019

Shakespeare

A retarded (twat) who absolutely no one likes. Students are forced to learn about even though every fact about him is totally useless. No one gives a shit about what he did.

Teacher: Today we are going to talk about Shakespeare.

The whole class: *Loads gun

by Twat 123 November 21, 2019

Shakespeare

A language used to confuse high schoolers

Can you read Shakespeare? Cause I don't know what the fuck I'm reading.

by Jimin_NoJams March 7, 2019

shakespeare tech

using an old fashioned way of writing books and plays. with no computers involved.
tech is a short version of the word technology meaning electrical everyday items.

guy 1: man, i got a history assignment and my computers broke. I got to write it by pen

guy 2: uggh i hate using shakespeare tech!

by ComicGal April 27, 2010

Gay Shakespeare

Geeks can look into the story of Romeo and Juliet and decide to see the romance that could have bloomed between Romeo and Paris instead

Gay Shakespeare goes thus: But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east and Paris is the sun!

by HalimaPrincessFleek July 28, 2016