She's got a balcony you could do Shakespeare from

She has large boobs, titties, a large rack. Big enough to perform Shakespeare from

Have you seen Jess, She's got a balcony you could do Shakespeare from.

by Noncebooiiiii October 6, 2023

Gay Shakespeare

Geeks can look into the story of Romeo and Juliet and decide to see the romance that could have bloomed between Romeo and Paris instead

Gay Shakespeare goes thus: But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east and Paris is the sun!

by HalimaPrincessFleek July 28, 2016

Shakespeare

NOUN: A sexy male that shakes pears
Base Words: Shakepereology, Shake, Pear

"Bro, that shakespeare has been wanting pears for years!"
"My grandpa used to be a shakespeare, but recently he's been shaking snozzberries!"

by Korkos Breadsofis June 5, 2021

shakespeare whore

someone obsessed with Shakespeare

look at Erik he always quotes Shakespeare

he s a Shakespeare whore.

by Satanloveshotcheetos June 28, 2022

Shakespeare

A retarded (twat) who absolutely no one likes. Students are forced to learn about even though every fact about him is totally useless. No one gives a shit about what he did.

Teacher: Today we are going to talk about Shakespeare.

The whole class: *Loads gun

by Twat 123 November 21, 2019

Shakespeare

A language used to confuse high schoolers

Can you read Shakespeare? Cause I don't know what the fuck I'm reading.

by Jimin_NoJams March 7, 2019

shakespeare tech

using an old fashioned way of writing books and plays. with no computers involved.
tech is a short version of the word technology meaning electrical everyday items.

guy 1: man, i got a history assignment and my computers broke. I got to write it by pen

guy 2: uggh i hate using shakespeare tech!

by ComicGal April 27, 2010