secondhand lovers

A phrase that means to Masterbate or Jerk off.

My mom walked in and caught me under the covers with secondhand lovers.

by supernovasandbrains February 22, 2019

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secondhand dip

An instance where somebody packs a lip, then within minutes of taking out the lip, gets with a girl. The girl thus secondhand dipped.

Dean and I were packing when a really hot chick wanted to get with him so he took how the lip and without knowing, the girl totally secondhand dipped.

by Durantula35 February 20, 2011

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secondhand know

(verb) When someone talks about someone else so much, you feel like you know them without ever having met them.

I only secondhand know Tim Curry; I'm a close friend of one of his agents.

by Mallory Alistiar February 28, 2010

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When you see a hot bitch walking out of the family bathroom at Walmart. You know you gotta get some, but you ain't going to jail. So you sit on the same toilet that she just used. It's as good as you're going to get, fam.

You see that milf over there bro? I got her secondhand ass.

by iliterallyjustmadethisaccountt June 23, 2022

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Secondhand Mistake

A mistake that you made due to someone else's original mistake. Think of a 3 car crash as an example. If you get rear-ended and then hit the person in front of you, is it really your fault?

This can apply to a multitude of situations including families, relationships, work related incidents, etc.

Originally used in the song "Spilled Milk" by Mack Harrison.

Jeeze dude, I am really getting the first degree over these secondhand mistakes. I feel like I got set up for this malarky.

by DefinitelyNotMackHarrison September 24, 2025

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