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Linux from scratch

Linux from scratch is a way of trolling new Linux users into wasting thier time with compiling useless compilers to compile other useless compilers to compile neofetch which doesn't even display a custom ascii logo because your useless distribution doesn't have one so all of that doesn't even lead to you getting any karma over on r/unixporn.
WHOHOO I finally managed to get into a tty and now I'm gonna go over and tell everyone i use Linux from scratch, wait i forgot to install X important system utility and have to start over NOOOO
by Zsh4 January 9, 2022
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chicken scratch

My writing.
1) Used as a description of poor writing when it resembles the marks left in sand by a gaggle of chickens.
2) the act of scratching a chicken..or using a chicken to scratch yourself
Damn, I can't read this chickenscratch, was he seizing when he wrote this?
by Doug Walmsley June 19, 2003
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cock scratch fever

Having an irregularly itchy dick or cock.
Jane: Why are you itching your genitals so vigorously?
Richard: Sorry bitch, I gots the cock scratch fever.
by Dick Cock Nugent July 4, 2008
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scratch

A minor cut or graze of the skin. Next to nothing on the damage scale.

To start from scratch is to start from nothing except knowledge and ambition.
Didn't even scratch me, pussy.
by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004
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Cat Scratch Fever

The remnants of an intense sexual experience. Usually consisting of scratch and/or bite marks and hickies.
Damn man, I slept with Lauren last night and now I've got a brutal case of cat scratch fever
by SKid0207 January 6, 2012
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trolling for scratch

The formal act of going to a bar (or another location where people may meet/interact) with the pure intention of fornicating with someone of questionable physical attributes and/or lower standards.
After being turned down by beautiful women the past 3 weekends, Tommy decided it was time to go trolling for scratch.
by Joshua_$_M December 11, 2007
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scratch

He married Molly last year, but he's still gettin' a little scratch on the side from Jenny.

Or... She's dating Jimmy but still pickin' up scratch every time she gets.
by piscean315 February 9, 2005
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