schmiggle

something of a very low importance or relevance that someone gets annoyed at. usually used when referring to someone rage quitting.

victim: "bro really left over schmiggle."
admin: "i'm banning him for 24 hours."
victim: "yeah, what a bitch"

by hiimlunaaaa February 19, 2025

schminkleborting

A dance move that involves kicking your legs up behind your back and slapping your feet.

Did you see that guy schminkleborting? He was getting funky

by birdshaftt April 16, 2025

Schminched

The desiring of Chick-fil-a on a Sunday and having the frustrating realization that they aren’t open.

Bro 1: “Hey man I’m hungover let’s get a frosted lemonade from Chick-fil-A.”

Bro 2: “Sunday.”
Bro 3: “You just got schminched.”
Bro 1: “Dudeeeeee. I got schminched.”

by Flying Dutchmen July 13, 2025