story lion

a lion that travels from place to place (nomads) reading stories to inncoent people, while they sleep, about places that never were. the real reason for these outsiders is that they are commonly rejects from zoos which consiquently tought them to read.

common stories that story lions tell-

-night mail
-travellogues
-a bout de souffle
-triumph of the will
-hail de furer
-nannok of the north
-man of aaron (shark hunt)

by afar ramamaba May 25, 2009

story-hiccup

when someone is telling a story and they forget a certain part of the joke and they lose their place and have to make up a fake name for the person whom they forgot, usually another friend will come in and tell the story better thus making the other person who fucked the story up look lame

Joe(excitedly): ...and then he yells "you better get back here .. uhhh.. greg "
Jake: wait what
mike: no it was you better get back here bobby and he chased him away with a shovel
Jake: haha
Joe: uhh yeah we were both there though
Jake: It's okay joe you just had a story-hiccup

by gregory thomasson August 27, 2009

Story Drool

Stories created when a writer doesn't have any good ideas, but wants to write a story anyways. Usually the writer hopes, that even if it doesn't make sense to him/her, there will be readers who will find ways of analyzing and making it make sense in their lives.

noun
Reader one: Can you believe the depth to that story about the penguin?
Reader two: I'm pretty sure that was all just story drool. It meant nothing.

Verb
You have no idea what you're talking about, you're just story drooling.

by Brooke D. Marcus March 3, 2011

Story City

Story City is a town of like 3500 people in central Iowa. It is almost entirely made up of late middle aged middle class white people and a couple of Mexicans. It's like the anti-compton. Nice town to grow up in, kinda quiet, but Ames is just down the road, for the older kids.

Man 1: Hey I'm goin' to Story City!
Man 2: What for?
Man 1: To take a nap.

Woman 1: You certainly have small town values.
Woman 2: Yep, I am from Story City, IA.

by TSMG_G June 10, 2011

Story Stealer

Some asshole who cuts you off while you're telling a story and tells their own of the same topic.

Josh: "I was out mowing the lawn-"
Kyle: "Funny Story! When I was mowing the lawn the other day.."

Story Stealer

by jjkkmm June 9, 2018

story interruptus

While getting to the climax of your story, someone rudely jumps in to tell their version of the story or have an addition to your story without letting you finish.

Oliver is so annoying. I experienced a major case of story interruptus when I was telling our friends about my recent trip to Vietnam.

by tdog fannin June 17, 2011

Story stick

To light a cigarette whilst about to tell a long winded story.

Ian had the best story to tell, so he lighted a story stick to begin the shenanigans...

by Phat Nat March 21, 2008