A dead body lying in Apple Park who is already dead in 2011 lol bruhhhhhh and invited a fucking small iPhone 4s and ugly iPhone 3gs and shity big iPad just like a shity big iPhone
and Steve Jobs created many fucking stubid apple fans as they are brainless and buying fucking overpriced stuffs
and Steve Jobs created many fucking stubid apple fans as they are brainless and buying fucking overpriced stuffs
Guy A: look, he just like one of the Steve Jobs fans
Guy B: pqlmn I love apple iPhone Android is shit rjvbzx
Guy B: pqlmn I love apple iPhone Android is shit rjvbzx
by PolyMoster February 7, 2022
Get the Steve Jobsmug. Steve Jobs are sexual acts involving mobile electronics; more specifically, those with the capacity to vibrate while fitting properly inside orifices considered viable for sexual pleasure.
by Aaronymous Bosch January 1, 2017
Get the Steve Jobsmug. When you put an apple on a stick and insert it into a woman's vagina while she is in a doggystyle position. While the apple is marinating you grab your funnel and pour liquid caramel into her ass. Remove the funnel followed by the apple. Have the woman squat over the apple and dispense the caramel onto the apple. After the caramel settles you both enjoy a nice candle lit date over a caramel apple.
by KyriePerving69 October 19, 2017
Get the The Steve Jobmug. The belief that companies, especially technology companies, know what the customer wants before the customer does. This was pioneered by Steve Jobs when he was CEO of Apple. His famous quote was, “Some people say, Give the customers what they want." But that's not my approach. Our job is to figure out what they're going to want before they do. I think Henry Ford once said, "If I'd asked customers what they wanted, they would have told me, 'A faster horse!'" People don't know what they want until you show it to them. That's why I never rely on market research. Our task is to read things that are not yet on the page.“
This law was used to launch products that consumers had never thought of such as iTunes and iPhone and they worked spectacularly because consumers actually enjoyed the products and it simplified their media and daily life for a time.
Today, Steve Jobs Law is a smokescreen by big tech to ram new products and services down our throats without any input by customers and they expect us to immediately adapt the new products/upgrades/services without complaint, use it in our daily lives, and expect us to pay for the privilege. The Steve Jobs Law has now morphed into a totalitarian force within technology where forced adaptation is not only expected, it should be celebrated, and any attempt at customization by consumers that was celebrated previously must be stamped out immediately.
This law was used to launch products that consumers had never thought of such as iTunes and iPhone and they worked spectacularly because consumers actually enjoyed the products and it simplified their media and daily life for a time.
Today, Steve Jobs Law is a smokescreen by big tech to ram new products and services down our throats without any input by customers and they expect us to immediately adapt the new products/upgrades/services without complaint, use it in our daily lives, and expect us to pay for the privilege. The Steve Jobs Law has now morphed into a totalitarian force within technology where forced adaptation is not only expected, it should be celebrated, and any attempt at customization by consumers that was celebrated previously must be stamped out immediately.
Did I ever ask for this A.I. upgrade on my Microsoft Office? I don’t need this on my spreadsheet or my PowerPoint! I know how to build it to my specifications. But due to the Steve Jobs Law, I, the customer, don’t know anything about technology and how I can use it to my benefit. I am told what is good for me, I am expected to upgrade to it, and I am expected to pay for it!
by Lumburgh Survivor July 5, 2025
Get the Steve Jobs Lawmug. 7 simple English words, all starting in the letter I (intuition, imagination, invention, integration, interpretation, ingenuity and innovation) that epitomize the spirit of all human scientific and technological progress since the beginnings of civilization.
what does the letter 'I' stand for in words such as Iphone, Ipad and Ipod?
The answer is simple; the I in each of these words represent the 7 I's of Steve Jobs. these 7 words also define Steve Jobs as an individual, as well as his life's work and purpose.
The answer is simple; the I in each of these words represent the 7 I's of Steve Jobs. these 7 words also define Steve Jobs as an individual, as well as his life's work and purpose.
by Sexydimma January 8, 2015
Get the the 7 I's of Steve Jobsmug. by outer spec February 29, 2024
Get the Steve Jobsmug. 7 simple English words, all starting, as the name suggests, in the letter "I" that epitomize the spirit of all human scientific and technological progress since the beginnings of civilization.
(intuition, imagination, invention, integration, interpretation, ingenuity and innovation) the I in represent the 7 I's of Steve Jobs. these 7 words also define Steve Jobs as an individual, as well as his life's work and purpose.
(intuition, imagination, invention, integration, interpretation, ingenuity and innovation) the I in represent the 7 I's of Steve Jobs. these 7 words also define Steve Jobs as an individual, as well as his life's work and purpose.
the 7 I's of Steve Jobs not only define Steve Jobs's life and work and as an individual, but also happen to be the 7 cornerstones of of all human scientific and technological progress: intuition, imagination, invention, integration, interpretation, ingenuity and innovation
(intuition, imagination, invention, integration, interpretation, ingenuity and innovation) the I in represent the 7 I's of Steve Jobs. these 7 words also define Steve Jobs as an individual, as well as his life's work and purpose.
() the I in represent the 7 I's of Steve Jobs. these 7 words also define Steve Jobs as an individual, as well as his life's work and purpose.
(intuition, imagination, invention, integration, interpretation, ingenuity and innovation) the I in represent the 7 I's of Steve Jobs. these 7 words also define Steve Jobs as an individual, as well as his life's work and purpose.
() the I in represent the 7 I's of Steve Jobs. these 7 words also define Steve Jobs as an individual, as well as his life's work and purpose.
by Sexydimma April 21, 2015
Get the the 7 I's of Steve Jobsmug.