sneaker crack

people who love sneaker and are addicted to them,all they buy is sneakers

yo bro i went to my friends house and this dude was on sneaker crack ,he had like 100 pairs of sneakers.

by TheGhostKiller October 25, 2009

sneaker-drunk

adj. The state of drunkness wherein one can do little else but stare at their feet (often for lack of being able to lift the head.)

Yeah I don't remember when that girl licked my nipple, being as I was sneaker-drunk most of the night.

by rex ingeniosum November 18, 2003

Sneaker head

A person who is sexually attracted to sneakers. They buy shoe so they can stick there Dick in them. That's why you didn't win the raffle.

Person 1:"My fatass uncle john is a sneaker head!"
Person 2: " ewww wtf he has sex with shoes?!?!"
Person 1: "he fucked my Jordan 1s!."

by D1r2 October 8, 2021

Sneaker Pimps

A band consisting of multiple males. They had a girl in the band once, but she sucked. She was REALLY short. Chris Corner is a member.

"Oh, Sneaker Pimps? OMG ARE THEY RAP?!"

by Astrakhan April 6, 2003

sneaker face

Noun- a overachiever of collecting rare expensive sneakers, yet his face still looks like the bottom of his sneakers

#1 wow, kevin got the triple og grapes, hes such a sneaker head
#2 nahh they are heat but looking at his sneaker face makes me throw up

by disniggaspike July 15, 2010

sneaker massage

n: the act of kicking someone while down on the ground, much like the classic "beatdown shot" seen in many pre-bling era rap videos.
Proper alternative usage includes supplanting the word "sneaker" for a particular brand of shoe or sneaker, used at the risk of excessive name-dropping.

1. That dude owes me money, b. Let's give his punk-ass a sneaker massage.

2. That guy tossed my girl, g. Let's give him a Nike massage.

by G. T. Fisher December 25, 2008

sneaker pimp

A pimp in high school working the sex trade and pimping underage girls as prostitutes.

"Sex sells" does little to explain the multimillion-dollar profits generated by the underground commercial sex economy. From high-end escort services to high school "sneaker pimps," the sex trade leaves no demographic unrepresented and circuits almost every major US city."

by JefferyMoon April 30, 2014