Handshakes with Snakes

Handshakes with Snakes

Verb: (ˈhan(d)ˌSHāk/,wiTH/snāk-S/) Orig: Victorian England c. 1535(AD)

Slang verbiage, historically meaning "clandestine hand-jobs with strangers".

Modernly, it is used in conjunction with, or to replace the verb "fap" or "fapping" in groups(strangers or otherwise).

#fap #fapping #dickjokes #selfiecentered

#buffalobill
#snakecharmer
#mongooseit
#shakethesnake #righthandonly

#mansworld
#feelthefap
#handshakeswithsnakes
#micdrop
#outsnakeyou
#secretsnake
#hideAsnake
selfie centered
handshakes with snakes
#hsws
#handshakeswithfakes
#nlfakes
#hipsterflakes
#crunchyswing
#judgingyou

Secretly, Chris likes handshakes with snakes because it's a nice way to bond with his friends, who enjoy secret handjobs.

#fap #fapping #dickjokes #selfiecentered

#buffalobill
#snakecharmer
#mongooseit
#shakethesnake #righthandonly

#mansworld
#feelthefap
#handshakeswithsnakes
#micdrop
#outsnakeyou
#secretsnake
#hideAsnake
selfie centered
handshakes with snakes
#hsws
#handshakeswithfakes
#nlfakes
#hipsterflakes
#crunchyswing
#judgingyou

by HotDawg Hallway June 16, 2016

Tunnel Snakes

The Tunnel Snakes were a small gang that ruled Vault 101 in the video game Fallout 3

"Tunnel Snakes rule!"

by Slapmych33ks July 20, 2015

Beck-snake

A hybrid between Glenn Beck and a snake, typically 'Kaa' of the Jungle Book.

Marle showed Bob the Beck-snake; and he was never seen again...

by J. Domain March 13, 2013

snake cup

a cavernous region on the female body commonly inhabited by the one-eyed-trouser-snake.

crikey, look at that trollop over there, I'd like to park my salami in her snake cup

by masedonia November 24, 2013

fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower.

1. A degree of disorder, disarray, or confusion that is generally the result of either the long-term mismanagement of a process or the sudden, explosive collapse of a short-term project.
2. Advanced intoxication. Individual is minutes away from vomiting, blackout, arrest, or a beatdown. Generally used in West or Central Texas.

1.) J: "How bad was the condition of the jobsite you visited?"
D: "Man, they have got that place fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

2.) F: "That guy has been drinking all day."
L: "He's fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

by jcodya December 22, 2009

snake

Jake paul

Jake Paul is a snake

by Damndolxn February 7, 2018

Snakething

Derived from the online alias of Levi Dane Simmons, a man who literally murdered, cut holes into, and fucked puppies and babies, a snakething is the absolute worst thing you could even fathom to call somebody.

Even being called a shitmongering dickbag would be considerably better than being called a snakething.

Holy shit that onision guy is literal steps away from being a snakething.

by The Crust February 4, 2020