Spot Sloth

People who get in their parked car and then sit in it for a long time before leaving.

“Sorry I’m late. I found a space but I had to wait like 7 minutes for this spot sloth to actually pull out.”

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

patio sloth

one who, without regard to race, sits on a porch or patio and lazily obserbes people who pass by.

hey ma, its a patio sloth.

by dgafjoe January 15, 2007

Sothy

Taller then most asian people. Smaller than white people. Good on computers.

Maybe Sothy can fix my computer

by latoya bertberg October 17, 2009

slothario

A shiftless ladies man or a lazy player. A guy who can have his pick of the ladies, but would rather lay on the couch and play videogames all day.

That dude could have any woman he wants, but he's too much of a slothario to do anything about it.

by gabbyr July 4, 2008

Slochy

A person who dresses like the karate kid and has a squid like figure. Also resembles a twig boy.

I saw this guy the other day wearing a bandanna on his forehead, what a slochy.

by Dickgobbler101 June 16, 2011

Sloth Slap

To slowly drag 3 fingers across another persons face. "SLOTH SLAP!!" must be yelled prior to doing this act. The slapper must look the slappe directly in the eyes while doing this. Thus, creating an awkward moment.

Bitch don't make me Sloth Slap the hell out you!

He got sloth slapped the hell out!!

by LTG291 January 10, 2013

sloth gang

a gang who never, ever gets anything done.

It was such a sloth gang!! They couldn't do anything.

by lolalicous October 13, 2014