Someone who waits for any tweet, for the sole purpose of replying to that tweet regardless of the content of who said it.
Mike: I blocked Daniel on twitter
Joe: Why?
Mike: He's a twitter sitter!
Joe: Oh, my friend replies to just about every tweet too!
Joe: Why?
Mike: He's a twitter sitter!
Joe: Oh, my friend replies to just about every tweet too!
by blaine.alan April 28, 2009
Someone who works at a direct care facility and helps to take care of people with developmental disabilities--especially ones with genetic cognitive disabilities. Essentially a baby sitter for retarded people.
Friend: Hey, let's go watch the game tonight!
'Tard Sitter: Sorry, bro. I can't go out to the game tonight because I picked up an extra 'tard sitting shift tonight.
'Tard Sitter: Sorry, bro. I can't go out to the game tonight because I picked up an extra 'tard sitting shift tonight.
by redpillsatori July 15, 2021
A close sitter is somebody who sits near you on a form of public transport, normally unintentionally.
if you are sitting on a bus, and no one else is on the bus, the driver stops to pick one person up and they have the entire bus to choose a seat yet they decide to pick the seat DIRECTLY behind you thus the term close sitter.
by Badlybornboy July 18, 2012
A poop that is so long that one end sits in the bottom hole of the toilet while the other comes up out of hole and rests on the rim of the toilet hole. Said poop may or may not protrude from the water, which begins to cross over into the rim sitting iceberg territory.
by Señor Hanky March 18, 2022
by freakindasheets June 29, 2020
by JCM2009 November 02, 2009
The awkward kids that only sit in the window at lunch in high school. They often have no friends except for a fellow window sitter or two.
by thatawkwardhighschoolkid August 16, 2019