Shrek

He represents hope and courage in times of sorrow. He is the light that shines brightly, leading us through life.

Praise be to shrek

by Danny De\/ito August 28, 2019

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Shreks

A replacement and quite frankly better word for sex.

Person one: I had shreks

Person two: poggers

by jose mama the third January 1, 2021

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I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Shrek is love, shrek is life.

by Copypasta guy March 4, 2022

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Shrek

Dad

Shrek is dad

by The real once-ler April 27, 2020

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Shrekking it

When, after smoking a large amount of marijuana, a person actually becomes green in the face, appearing slightly like Shrek from the movie, Shrek

Collin: Dude, Nathan you smoked so much weed.

Nathan: Uhh.... Dude....

Jackson: Nathan, you're like... Shrekking it right now, you're so high.

Collin: Yeah dude, you're totally green.

by Greenmanman November 27, 2009

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