Shitesaber

Another term for poop knife. The knife designated for chopping up terds that would otherwise surely clog the toilet.

Oh man. That’s never gonna flush. Time to break out the trusty Shitesaber.

by Charley Cholo June 26, 2021

Shitmate

2 or more individuals who shit at the same time everyday.

John: Hey, did you know Jessica is my shitmate?
Mike: Woah! that’s cool man.

by IHaveAShitmate November 1, 2022

The Shiteacher

The worst teacher in the whole school. Acts as if they are the King/Queen and every student should be their personal slave. Yells at every student who so much as dares to ask a question and god help any poor child who talks during their lesson. Will make you lose marks on a quiz if your handwriting isn't neat enough.

Person 1: We've got Mr. Smith next
Person 2: Ah man, he's the Shiteacher of this school.

by Cheese Mcgeese November 1, 2019

Shiterature

Any form of literature (usually simple reads) that you either already have stocked in the bathroom or take with you when you have to take a crap.

Lua: What are you looking for?

Talan: Some shiterature to read while I'm on the toilet.

Mom: What are all these archies doing scattered on your bathroom floor?

Kid: I read them when I'm taking a crap ma!

by Ozla September 30, 2009

donkey rapping shit eater

a great insult to piss someone off when you are in a fight.

" dude go fuck your mom."
" shut up you donkey rapping shit eater."

by ak harry March 15, 2005

Donkey raming shit eater

A person who is a complete ass hole and takes it in the ass from anything that goes in they can also be shit eaters

Dude Danny is such a donkey raming shit eater

by Og savage January 13, 2017

shithattery

comical combination of "asshattery" and "dipshittery" used to exemplify exceptional cases of extreme asshattery and dipshittery

99% of the criminals on the COPS shows, 100% of the shenanigans on RENO 911

"The end of the world is May21 2011!....No wait, it's in November....." - Harold Camping; expert in shithattery

Random moron "If you let the gays marry, the next thing you know they'll let people marry dogs!"

Remotely intelligent person "Shithattery."

by Dr Parallelogram July 25, 2011