Dog shit-eating knob gobbler

Some one who eats dog shit and gobbles on knobs. Someone who uses your computer without asking and you come home to a shitload of goofy ass people in your room. Someone who shits in the toilet and doesn't clean it up when it clogs so other people have to clean it then he blames it on them. He is a fag. He uses all the dishes and never cleans them. If you buy chips and salsa and he finds it, you'll never see it again. Mexican
Jose V. cuz he is a buttfucking homo as well
by Doucherag December 18, 2004
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That sun is making me hotter than dog shit in a skillet.
by Jason T. Durbin November 17, 2005
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shit up my dog's ass

An expletive of Canadian origin, specifically southern Ontario. Can be used as an expression of surprise or disbelief.
Whilst playing hockey and/or curling: "Shit up my dog's ass, it's cold!" Alternately, Pierre: "Can you believe the Canadian Olympic hockey team is seeded lower than those lousy commie Ruskies?" Piet: "Shit up my dog's ass!"
by shittinginwindsor March 15, 2008
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A term used to describe a situation where one needs to smile or act happy even though they are in severe pain physically and or mentally. References how dogs (most dogs) facial expression remains the same even when they are in pain. Usually used to describe an unpleasant interaction with authority.

Another variation of this phrase is shaking like a dog shitting razorblades
"The boss was screaming right in her face but she just stood there smiling like a dog shitting razorblades."
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you piece of living dog shit

self-explanitory, fucknugget.
"you piece of living dog shit, I hate you."
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Texas slang for someone who is shaking with tremors.
That dude was so cold he was 'shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds.'
by Mark C. August 21, 2005
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