shortness

It’s like when he calls a girl he likes shorty especially if she is shorter than him

How are you shortness?

by henna83 May 30, 2018

shitcessful

When, on the backside of a night of major drinking, you sit down on the commode and use those 8 Coronas to push your wife’s meatloaf through your balloon knot and into the toilet where it should have gone in the first place. All while having the extruded log going from what looks like old petrified, burnt bark to smooth light-brown peanut butter.

Hey Tom, you having a good day? “Man, I’m having a shitcessful day!” Oh really? Did you blow out that struggle plug or something? “Dude, I reset my bowels to Thursday before my wife fed me a meatloaf that looked like a dead cat. I feel like I can take over the world now!!”

by Bobby the Bug Man September 21, 2020

Shiftless Snork

A totally made up ficticious word from my father who happens to be the second coming of Archie Bunker. The word is meant to encompass an individual (almost always in reference to a male subject) who is lazy, has no drive or ambition, talks like he knows everything and knows nothing, may be just plain stupid and most of all has no common sense.

You know I talked to that shiftless snork over at the gas station he does not know his ass from a hole in the ground.

by hotwings25 May 8, 2013

shitness

When you need to take a dump at work or any public place, any person who is loitering around the bathroom who may be a witness to your crime.

God, why were Tracy and Debbie hanging out right by the bathroom? I hate to have shitnesses.

by DWX2 July 27, 2010

shirtle

similar to awkward turtle. shortened version of the lengthened term awkward shirtle.

may also be spelled shurtle.

did he just pick his nose?
gross. he is such a shirtle.

by Tasha Standford December 21, 2008

shitlets

Small peices of shit. Rabbit shit for example, is composed of many shitlets, instead of a smaller number of larger peices.

Can also be used as a synonym for: dingleberries, clingons or willnots

I thought I needed to take a monster dump, but it was just a few shitlets and lots of gas.

by Paul May 27, 2005

shittlestick

A long stick that is shoved up a persons ass then used to write with.

bend over so I can write my name on the wall with this shittlestick.

by m costa May 17, 2011