Specific
troll-mascoted baseball players exceeding the height of 6'2 with a constant 5 o'
clock shadow.
Gorgeous eyes and a stunning smile. And did I mention a jaw line? ...tall, dark, and handsome.
First name being somewhat common, like 'your average
JOE.'
Last name regarding a trade, like
Smith, or...
BAKER.
The combination of such surname and given name would result in a sexy individual.