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Scomo

The markings left on a toilet bowl after a fairly aggressive bowel movement.
"I feel bad for the janitors at the mall. I left a big Scomo in the toilet that no amount of flushing will clear."
by CanadianGaymerBear December 20, 2019
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ScoMo

Noun:

- The embodiment of all stupidity in Australia, who is somehow (we thought it was impossible) easily able to top the

punch-ability of Malcolm Turnbull's smug expressions with his stupid and bewildered face. Not one single person in

Australia wanted him, but sadly he was the lesser evil of the 2 other real opponents he faced; the #wokefeminist

50,000,000 year old prude Hillary Clinton wannabe, and a literal Alien who holds nationalist beliefs, even though he

came from an entirely different planet.

- A baby boomer who likes to boast about an expected budget surplus (which might I add, is pretty easy to do if you

sell half of your assets). In his spare time he goes onto "the Facebook" and catches up on all the recent Mee Mee's

and the "hip lingo", only when he speaks he sounds like a mix between that one friend who talks like they're an

expert of any subject, someone seriously out of breath, and any other baby boomer that has no concept of

'Millennial culture".

Adjective:

- Fuckface

- Substance-less piece of shit

- Mental ward inpatient
"Last night I was watching sky news and I think I'm gonna vote for the liberals now"

"You absolute ScoMo"
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"Did you hear about the new policy by ScoMo?"

"Don't be ridiculous, he doesn't have any real policies"
by Namaste lads April 17, 2019
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scomo-sexual

The term for one who is sexually attracted to Scott Morrison, the current Prime Minister of Australia
Person: I get a boner for ScoMo
Other Person: Wow me too
Extra Person: You are Scomo-Sexuals
by Pukas Grig V July 10, 2019
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scromlet

A dish often ordered at IHOP consisting of deep fried n00b with a side of scrib. After the scromlet, deserts such as nub cake are served with knob juice.
Ahhhh shit son. I don't think I'm hungry enough for a whole scromlet!
by scrumster June 11, 2006
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Scomo’d

To abandon a situation for others to sort out
The crap was hitting the fan , so I scomo’d out of there
by Scumo December 21, 2019
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Scroogin'

Buying someone something less for Christmas because they didn't buy you anything for your birthday or a past event.
Ex. Carl: "Hey Danny, can I have a beer, It's my birthday after all?"
Danny: "No, I already gave you one yesterday."

(Carl goes home)

John: "So hows it going?"
Carl: "Not too good. My friend's such a cheap bastard. I think this Christmas I'm a be Scroogin' a little bit."
by TheScrooge November 27, 2010
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scramoose

A combination of scram and vamoose and my new favorite way to tell someone to go away.
You are really starting to annoy me. Now scramoose.

It's getting late and I have to work in the morning. Time for me to scramoose.
by SpaceDinosaur8000 September 22, 2016
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