satchell

best person ever, duh

aye look, there's satchell

by drizztdummum November 5, 2018

Satchel

A nug of marijuana/weed

Bob: I will take 6 Satchels

:dealer joe: sure

by Malakmafia February 14, 2019

Satenfreude

To take pleasure in the misery of Bitcoin investors when the price drops.

The feeling is often experienced by individuals about whom one or more of the following points may apply:
- Regret about not buying Bitcoin when the price was considerably lower.
- Regret about not buying Bitcoin during a recent dip in price.
- Firm belief that a different asset class (e.g. Gold) is a superior investment.

The word is derived from Satoshi, a fraction of a Bitcoin and often abbreviated to Sat, and schadenfreude.

A feeling of satenfreude came over me as the price of Bitcoin continued to tumble. Maybe those guys at the office will shut up about it now.

Mike just lost a ton of money on crypto. I feel nothing but satenfreude. Hopefully his Lambo breaks down on the freeway too.

by Townie not Turfer January 19, 2022

Satelife

A word composed of “satellite” and “life” representing both a lifestyle philosophy and a travel technique. The satelife is the act of planning activities based on satellite images according to one’s mood: “where do I want to be now that’s physically accessible?”.
The term was first coined in 2018 by a French explorer while he was traveling to the North Cape in the Arctic Circle. He managed to survive from wild camping and fishing by looking at satellite images of ideal locations for food and shelter.

Man, that place is sick! There’s no one around. It’s the satelife!

by aragondharambure August 28, 2023

fetus satchel

a pregnant woman, wife or girlfriend

My Fetus satchel is getting big and she's moody as hell but the sex.... the sex is great.

by LSULSUJOE October 25, 2006

Ass Satchel

adj: 1. Phrase for a "large amount," of anything being described, additionally, the phrase trumps any other phrase regarding quantity, as it is the supreme quantifier.

synonym: butt load, ass load
See: ass load, butt load

1.I have an ass satchel of beer to drink.
2.If I get this raise, I will be able to pay off an ass satchel of debt.
3.If he gets arrested, he will be in an ass satchel of trouble.

by double_r August 8, 2007

Testicle Satchel

Another term for the scrotum.

I shaved my testicle satchel last night... smooth as silk.

by iamck December 15, 2012