sarcastic arrogance

when your self esteem is super low, but you still constantly compliment yourself

Sam: Man I'm so sexy.
Britney: You don't think that.
Sam: You're right, I'm just sarcastically arrogant.
(congrats u just learned about sarcastic arrogance)

by Firefly_The_Pigeon March 2, 2014

sarcastagasm

Of the Orgasmic nature, but also of the sarcastic nature, At the same time if you will. Not that the sarcasm must be at least 50% or more than the level of the Orgasm, Also within at least 30 seconds of the "Sarcastagasm"

Lillias: "I had to have a Sarcastagasm last night with Brian."

Henery:"Really? I totally also had a Sarcastagasm with my real girlfriend... I swear shes not fake."
Lillias: "Your dick is way to big to have a real Sarcastagasm, unlike Brian..."

by xXxFloyd4LifexXx December 15, 2014

Sarcasticator

A person of high intelligence and quick wit. Able to leap tall idiots in a single bound.

A smartass extraordinaire.

Obviously, very handsome man or beautiful woman.

*In response to a sarcastic comment

My, my, you are quite the sarcasticator!

by ILikeMyYolksRunny April 19, 2016

sarcastic onions

A subtle, plausibly deniable insult used when a person is getting on your nerves. Respond to the person or imitate them in a way that is socially excessive. This is usually done as a last resort when there is no other way to get back at the person. Made most famous by fast food employees who put on way too many toppings in response to a complaining customer.

That is the third time that girl over there has told me the burger is too cold, so this time I put 8 slices of onions on it.
Josh is always making loud noises when he eats. Now whenever he's near me I give him sarcastic onions and make even louder noises.

by goldygreen22 July 3, 2016

Sarcastabastard

A portmanteau of sarcastic and bastard. A sarcastabastard always has something snarky and sarcastic to say in response to anything you throw at him and is a general pain in the ass.

Sole redeeming quality is how hilarious it is to watch them roast people.

Oh, my god. Curtis is such a sarcastabastard. I don't think I've ever heard an honest word outta that guy's mouth.

by ER#0R October 12, 2016

Sarcastamistic

Looking for the good in the person or situation, but you know it really blows, so you just smile and say something nice even though you don't really mean it.

Michael wanted the people around him to wake up and realize they were idiots, but he knew that would never happen. So he sarcastamisticly told them they were right, and just walked away, hoping the tone of his voice would clue them in.

by Preownedbrunette July 1, 2017

Sarcastic

Calvin.

“That’s adorable...” that’s what Calvin said. It was sarcastic. He said it sarcastically.

by Qburttttt August 26, 2018