Designation for a person who has no bitches, yet still wishes to gently kiss hoes who have been run through more than a marathon finish line.
"Aiden dreams of going on a date with Lakesha, you know, the one who whips Altima and has her guts rearranged approximately 34 times a day."
"No way, he is such a hoeless romantic."
"No way, he is such a hoeless romantic."
by Tadeshad December 23, 2021
Is a nicer way to call somebody a 'hoe' or 'slut' without actually using those words. This term was created by rapper D-Rod.
by Mysta D February 03, 2011
When an individual creates non-existent conflicts and struggles between relationships/friendships to demand one thing only: To be loved in return.
by Jinkansha April 25, 2011
by domoo September 13, 2009
I would have a girlfriend, but since I recently found out I am romantically challenged, things are not going well.
by ex.gf's suckk November 24, 2010
Someone who wants to be in love and loves the idea, but realizes that love is ultimately self destructive and counter productive to advancing personal goals and or the self
"Marc really wants a girlfriend because he loves the idea of being close to someone and having someone appreciate him, but says that getting wrapped up in a girl would just lead to him losing all sense of self and ambition in her. Talk about a cynical romantic"
by Plaidmonster January 19, 2010
After dinner treat used to decorate the delicate features of a lady's face. Usually brought along on a date by any considerate gentleman. Comes contained in it's own bag.
"Yes Jeaves, we had a lovely dinner. The portions were small though. Afterwards I sprayed my romantic icing all over young Alice's face and she clearly still had an appetite."
by Tom D October 18, 2006