Roman

A unitractive yound man who likes big dicks in his ass and is know for having a small dick.

That ugly dude is such a Roman

by Gboy_1202 January 28, 2017

Roman

A ugly kid who poops his pants and is stupid.

I'll that's roman.

by RomanIsUgly February 11, 2019

Roman

More than one pack of Rah-men; usually when one is feeling like a fat-kid

Me: What do you have at your house we can eat..?
Lee: like...two packs of Roman noodles

by T&Kwords.inc December 28, 2010

Roman

Absurdly overemotional towards a girl. So attached that a protective order is required. Poetry becomes your life. You drop the Army and all ties with your previous life.

Dude! Your'e being such a Roman. She doesn't even like you anymore. Now go write poetry. BITCH!

by Jackie_O July 30, 2014

ROMAN

The guy who. Puts peanut butter on his Asshole. For the dog to lick of then lick the dogs Ass

ROMAN is lame

by Lover 45642 May 18, 2018

Roman

That one annoying, but fun guy who'd constantly offer you stuff and activities you don't need/didn't wanna have.

Niko, it's Roman! Let's go bowling!

by RHETTHEARTED June 4, 2018

Roman

A massive douchebag who is really irresponsible and always an asslicker.

Prepare your anus for janitor cleaning service, it’s Roman!

by McSlaveryWasAChoice September 3, 2018