robber emoji

An extremely real emoji that EVERYONE REMEMBERS that apparently never existed... people are theorising that it was just from “Bitlife” legit never played Bitlife

This definition also applies to the person hiking emoji and the person skiing emoji

WHERE DID THEY GO, OR IF THEY TRULY NEVER EXISTED, WHY DO I REMEMBER THEMMMMM!!!!?!?

Hey you remember that robber emoji, yeah? ITS NOT FUCKING REAL!!!

by Dickmynarybitches August 12, 2020

Robbie Brown

one of the most a scary man that will yarf on your family

oh no its Robbie Brown

by Colest man ever November 27, 2020

charmed robbery

to obtain goods or sevices purley on the basis off looks and being a cunning linguist!!!!

the shopkeeper wanted £300 for the wetsuit i paid him compliments not cash and walked out with suit for £190 little did he know he had just been subject to a charmed robbery!

by spudguncat April 8, 2010

Bread Robber

A person whose appearance resembles that of a 16th century peasant. Often characterised by having eyes too far apart with wild, straw-like hair. Had they been born in the appropriate century they would have made a living stealing bread and committing other petty crimes of the day.

The kind of person who would make a cracking extra in any Robin Hood film.

Do you remember that guy at the car boot sale last week? He was a proper bread robber him.

by Asthmatic Mule April 22, 2015

Blue Rubble

insane hope

All was in ruin; but he kept talking blue rubble about all the good to come.

by stuff an thanks April 25, 2015

Toxic Robbie

A Toxic Robbie is a person who will use very subtle methods to be toxic. He may seem nice, but he's toxic AF.

Melissa: "Fuck, you shot me!"
Toxic Robbie: "Nice try though"

by Eetheart August 5, 2019

Bathroom Bank Robber

When entering a public bathroom and the stink is so bad from some asshole that you have to pull your undershirt over your nose like an Old West bank robber.

Happens a lot in Corporate America where some jackass has eaten their rotten pig anus for lunch and then proceeds to expel the vile remains without using a Courtesy Flush.

"Christ the toilet smelled horrible but I had to piss so bad I couldn't go anywhere else. Then I remembered the Bathroom Bank Robber"

by Shickey Mickey April 17, 2012