Noun - A prank, or sex act, in which a party of 25+ men ejaculate into a large bucket or basin. Their semen is then diluted with water. The cloudy semen-water is then poured slowly onto another individual without their knowledge.
1. Steve passed out so we gave him a cloudy river.
2. That slut swallowed the cloudy river
by Fapstick Jenkins April 1, 2015
Get the cloudy river mug.
when a girl is on her period
i am so emotional, i think i'm about to take a ride on the crimson river
by sassifrass5468 May 26, 2009
Get the crimson river mug.
A wondahhful song from the movie Breakfast at Tiffanys:
Moon River
wider than a mile
i'm crossing you in style
someday
oh dream maker
you heart breaker
wherever you're going
i'm going your way
two drifters
off to see the world
theres such a lot of world
to see
we're after the same
rainbows end
waiting round the bend
my huckleberry friend
moon river and me
"Hey, are you singing Moon River?"
"Ya, I love that song"
by audrey<3 January 27, 2008
Get the moon river mug.
Outstanding actor. And a great child actor as well. Unfortunately, his life ended from drug using in 1993. He was 23 years old. If he was still alive, he'd probably be one of the greatest actors of his generation.

His highlights include; Stand by Me, Running on Empty, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade and My Own Private Idaho (his best role).
River Phoenix, 1970-1993. RIP
by Kyle March 22, 2005
Get the River Phoenix mug.
kick ass actor who became a cult icon in 'my own private idaho'. campainged for animal rights and wrote some excellent songs with his band Aleka's Attic. died October 31st 1993, the result of an overdose of cocaine and heroin.
"did you hear that old Frusciante solo track with River Phoenix?"

"yeah dude, shame he died, he was awesome"
by jon_mm April 17, 2008
Get the river phoenix mug.
A reference to a series of Saturday Night Live (SNL) skits by comedian Chris Farley in which he plays an overweight, out of work, motivational speaker who lives in a van down by the river. He is routinely hired by concerned parents to speak to their children about the dangers of gangs or drugs. In response, he overstays his welcome, trashes the house with his physical, slapstick humor and scares the kids by using his life as an example of what not to do.
"If you do drugs, you'll end up like me... living in a VAN, DOWN BY THE RIVER!"

its much funnier when he says it, trust me.
by scoobydoo July 28, 2006
Get the down by the river mug.
An alcoholic beverage must be drank to finish by circulating it among a group of friends until completely empty. Often, the cap is tossed out to eliminate the option of resealing.
We have 10 minutes until the cab gets here. Let’s dirty river this bottle of Fireball
by MeatBeatinKeet November 11, 2017
Get the Dirty River mug.