Tom Sawyer Raft Ride

The act of taking a dump on a hard surface, like a table or counter, and having your partner lay down on it with their back, causing it to spread between their back and the surface. After the dump is spread, you then stand above them and piss all over their face.

The Tom Sawyer Raft Ride is a lot more refreshing than it sounds...

by Stunzeedkus March 1, 2011

Magic Carpet Ride

Getting eaten out by a dude with a beard.

My boyfriend never shaves when he's on vacation. I hope I get a magic carpet ride!

by Siouxsie Supertramp July 9, 2021

Ride the A-Train

Taking LSD, whether it be in sugar cube, tab, marshmellow, or any other form.

Bro, I ride the A-Train so hard last night, I almost felt I could feel the sun.

by Jackbenimble7 November 17, 2009

Embry-Riddle Aeronautical Students

Almost always a male and almost always never a female.

I am an Embry-Riddle student, therefore, I am probably a male.

by John Smilidgh December 28, 2004

Maximum Ride

Maximum Ride is about six kids who were genetically altered when they were infants by a place called "The School". Max (girl), Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy/The Gasman and Angel are all 98% human and 2% bird causing them to grow wings and have the ability to fly. They often are running for their lives from Erasers (People who have been altered so they are beautiful but can change in to wolves).

kid one: "Have you read 'Maximum Ride'?"
kid 2: "Wut it about?"
kid one: "Bird kids!"
kid two:"OHMAHGAWD!" O:

by Clairegoesrawr January 1, 2009

Life. Enjoy the ride.

You're dead a long time. Live each day, whatever it throws at you. Turn mistakes into experiences. Live and learn and enjoy the trip.

You are born and then you die. That's life. Enjoy the ride.

by karz January 7, 2009

Riddle Ratio

The horrifically abysmal ratio of males to females at Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University, typically around 7:1

Dude, the Riddle Ratio is really bad this semester. There are more squirrels than girls here!

by Straight Riddle Guy January 15, 2012