Rentophobia

The fear of having to pay rent

I have a severe case of rentophobia

by Hshabfjsjdijg November 15, 2025

Renton Mind Blast

The effect on one’s psyche when finding themselves in Renton.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to, fever, nausea, wishing to be freed from your mortal vessel, neurological collapse from witnessing the reality-shattering horrors of Renton, and dizziness.

One might think a friend would return safely from Renton, but the Renton Mind Blast seldom sees survivors leave the same as they entered.

by MildlyishInsane January 25, 2026

Dirty Renato

It’s the act of scalping whores, while wearing a panda suit, in Japan.

Ye my bro did a dirty Renato the other day, it’s was sick stuff

by Keith Kaline May 4, 2021

Mark Renton

The protaginist of the 1996 movie, Trainspotting and the 2017 movie T2 Trainspotting.

Mark Renton in Trainspotting: Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc, players and electric tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure ware and matching luggage. Choose three-piece suite on a hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch, watching mind numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats that you've spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life. Buy why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose something else, and the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you got heroin?

by Viscount Druitt August 21, 2022

Dirty Renato

When you snort up so much pre-workout formula, you almost but die, but in the end instead If dying, you just fuck every psycho chick in the local town.

“Whoa mate, chill, you almost did a Dirty Renato before this gym session”

by RenatoPapp March 23, 2024

National contract renegotiation day

February 3 is the day of the year you can renegotiate the contract or agreement you are currently in

Glad it's national contract renegotiation day, cause I need more money

by Overworkedunderpaid February 3, 2026