Hottest girl in town, she is usually very clumsy and loud but her charm makes everything better. She is a total baddie.
by Unicornlober October 13, 2017
The fucking hottest man alive who is an actor, bass player, is sweet and sexy and beautiful and has a cute personality. All the asswipes below are jealous of him.
by pikaleea August 20, 2004
Keanu Reeves is the freaking hottest actor on the face of the earth! Hells ya, anyone with those fine brown eyes, thick dark hair and a trenchcoat with about 20,000 guns is o.k. in my book! Damn, he is the most adorable motorcycle riding, agent fighting, demon slaying, ballroom dancing, bass playing, time traveling hottie ever! Keanu Reeves has those funny little quirks and smooth little smiles that make you melt at the movies! He is amazziinggg and u know that everyone secretly loves him even though his movies are just a little repetetive.
by bananasarewonderful March 12, 2006
Priceless actor. Keanu is one of those actors that only go good in certian movies, but could you imagine someone with any emotional depth playing in Bill & Ted or the Matrix? Keanu's cut&dry, often laughable acting is not without its charm.
by TrippleZero May 01, 2005
Unbeknownst to most, Christopher Reeve was the leader of NAMBLA. He was subsequently on the receiving end of two CIA death plots, the second of which was a success.
In 1995 the CIA sent covert agents into the woods nearby a barn where Reeve was riding a horse. The agents turned on a jet engine aimed ever so carefully and the resulting gust of wind violently threw Reeve off of his horse. The attempt failed when Reeve lived through this "accident"
Then, in November 2004, with the help of Mossad, two agents snuck into Reeve's home and ever so quietly unplugged his respiratory system which caused Superman to pass away.
In 1995 the CIA sent covert agents into the woods nearby a barn where Reeve was riding a horse. The agents turned on a jet engine aimed ever so carefully and the resulting gust of wind violently threw Reeve off of his horse. The attempt failed when Reeve lived through this "accident"
Then, in November 2004, with the help of Mossad, two agents snuck into Reeve's home and ever so quietly unplugged his respiratory system which caused Superman to pass away.
by bob landry February 11, 2006
an actor who played in such movies as Bill and Ted, The Matrix, and his new movie Constantine, but only 3 of the movies hes been in DO NOT HAVE PHONE BOOTHS!!!
by M.Bussell February 05, 2005
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