ramen

the best 9 cent meal to ever grace human lips, and very good at burning my tounge

Person:my ramen is done ^_^

other person: wait for it to cool dick nut

person: AHHHHHHHH MY TOUNGE!!

by PIE!!!1 September 16, 2008

Ramen Noodle Asshole

When you eat ramen noodles and don't chew very well, then it comes out of your ass still in noodle form.

Dude I was up all night with ramen noodle asshole

by The ManOnMan April 26, 2009

top ramen

a brand of ramen far superior to maruchen ramen, costing about the same as maruchen, and prepared in much the same manner

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....top ramen

by la la la June 2, 2004

ramen noodles

By all means the greatest food ever concieved. If you haven't eaten this delectable treat, you may begin now. If you think you're going to be the "rebel" and not consume them, then you will be thrown into Monroe Township where heathens such as John Degregorio will consume your eternal soul.

People: We need something delicious and nutritious to cling onto in our time of need.

God: I bless you with Ramen Noodles.

Group 1: Beef is the best.

Group 2: Chicken is the best.

Beef Lovers: I'll kill you, dirty cock lovers.

This caused a revolt which ultimatley destroyed existence.

by The Last Gunslinger May 29, 2005

Ramen Noodles

Ramen Noodles - Ghetto style

If you're too lazy to cook them in water.. or if you don't have running water, a pot to cook them in and your gas or electricity was shut off... YOU CAN STILL ENJOY THEM.

Take a bag of ramen noodles (Top Ramen is the best known). Crunch them up in the bag, shake it, smash it, pulverize it if you like... just don't break the bag.

Then take the flavor packet.. pour it over the broken bits, close up the bag and shake it again... you end up with something akin to potato chips, only it's delicious raw ramen!

Yo mang, I just took some ramen noodles and made some ramizzle.. it's the shizzle!

by Zenophobe September 21, 2005

ramell

A funny and technological person ;)

Girl: Man you are so Ramell

by xxDogeisKewl March 3, 2017

bukkakke ramen

When a girl has blonde hair and you ejaculate all over it so it sticks together and looks like ramen noodles.

Yo! Instead of giving my girl just a straight facial, I raised up and made bukkakke ramen.

by The Rev NG8 October 17, 2018